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The day you finally get released out of your 9 month jail sentence, AKA school
Guy1: Dude it's almost June 5th!!
Guy2: Celebrate good times come on!! :D
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People born on this day have an 85% chance of living a peaceful life in the mountains with their books and enjoying chilly, foggy mornings surrounded by trees and flowers. :D
"Oh my God! She was born on April 5th. You know what that means."
"Totally, let's ask her to teach us how to live peacefully in the mountains too! This is going to turn our lives around."
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Luis- "Hey fool, you got tha 5-9?"
Rob "Oh fo sho! What you think this is?
Kindergarden? 3 bucks a pop"
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An ingredient in many foods and drinks, most popularly known to be in Mountain Dew, but can also be found in tic-tacs.
An Urban Myth states that this shrinks your testicles.
Not to be confused with Maroon 5.
Samantha: "Why are you drinking that Mountain Dew, don't you know it has Yellow 5 in it?"
Andrew: "Do you honestly think they would sell a product that shrinks your testicles and not even put a warning label on it, or even sell something like that at all?"
Samantha: "Oh... I never thought of it that way"
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A building covered in graffiti in Queens, NYC
Yo let's hit up that 5 pointz building!
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A variable of the term "outty 5000". As in you are leaving somewhere to do do something else. Not just leaving and coming back in an a minute or two, but gone for the rest of the day.
(Leaving your friends) Hey yo everybody, I'm 5 K up out this bitch.
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Darkest tints availabe. Mean tints to put on any car, ridiculously dark, so dark you can't even see inside the window. 35% is average, then the lower percentage it goes, the darker it is.
Mike Jones : 5% tints so you can't see up in my window.
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