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toast babies are what they sound like, baby toasts. made with tiny pieces of
bread and a toaster {tiny toaster is optional} they must be made with love and
both parties must consent to making them, nothing may be forced. they must have
at least two parents although they may have up to 9. if you happen to have
someone that is 76 years of age or older you may then add 2 additional parents
allowing the older people to take naps at regular intervals. if someone asks you
to make toast babies with them you should agree for this is a most amazing
offer. for it shows that they think you will show the toast babies enough love
and are fit to be a toast parent. it is frowned upon to not eat your toast
children after playing with them for a minimum 5 minutes, and is also forbid
that you eat them before 5 minutes. {rule does not apply to normal sized toast}
the toast children are happy to be eaten to both complete their life goals and
to nourish their loving parents. it is okay to be sad about your toast babies
being gone also.
person 1 walking up with a bag of mini bread
{not to be confused with mini waffles}
and a toaster says to person 2
"will you make toast babies with me?"
"gasp," says person 2. "what an honnor of course i will help you to make our
toast babies"
then they scamper off to find an electrical outlet and make their toast babies.
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To be french toasted is when you put egg whites, maple syrup and cinnamon in someones ass crack and have anal sex with them slapping them with bread.
"So the other night after getting my haircut I went home and got french toasted!"
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The few seconds you get to put cold butter on warm toast and have the toast accept that butter and melt it in. If you wait a moment longer the toast is not quite warm enough and you risk tearing the bread or having a butter mess on toast.
Let's discuss what I call "The Threshold of Toast" which is the few seconds you get to put cold butter on warm toast and have the toast accept that butter, while it softens it and soaks it up. That my friends is the Threshold of Toast. Enjoy some soon.
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noun:
west coast expression meaning a person who is a complete tool.
an "egg-on toast" is usually the younger sibling of a friend
Guy 1:"that guy is so annoying!"
Guy 2:"yeah, he's a real egg-on toast"
E-O T:"hey guys! hey! hey! i'm over here! heeeey!"
Girl 1:(to Girl 2)"oh. mygod. she/he is such an egg-on toast"
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Absolutely spot on, hits the spot, perfect, rounded and complete. Think of a perfect snack as a perfect term used for perfection but not only that, a solid, grounded and wholesome one too!
"Her explanation of the impact of ICT on society was as full on and as perfect as cheese on toast" or "Cheese on toast!" Students response to anothers spot on explanation to the question of the week.
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when you can’t retire because all you did in your 20’s was splurge on avocado and bread (+ toa$ter) bc you didn’t realize you could have been rich if you hadn’t squandered all your earnings on such lavish breakfast loke a spoiled idiot)
literal meaning: toast w/ avocado on it on it
ARI: let’s go out tonight
MIRI: i can’t. i need to save money for breakfast tomorrow, sorry
ARI: avocado toast?
MIRI: yep
ARI: you’ll pay for this the reat of your life.
MIRI: seems worth it. i’m hungry
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A face that basically says "Wow, you are incredibly strange! Are you for real? I am amused and disgusted by you!!! I am so sure!!!"
When Stacy pretended to meditate on the floor in the middle of the large mall full of holiday shoppers, many passers-by gave her the toast face.
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