period buddies

A period buddy is a girl who has their period at the same time as another girl

Girl 1: omg guess wat I'm on my period
Girl 2: really??? So am I!!!
Girl 3: duuuuude so am I
All girls: period buddies forever!!!!

Boy period

After shitting, you wipe too forcefully and accidentally rip the skin around your asshole, thus causing it to bleed

ebinpebis: dude my ass hurts

xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: why the fuck would you tell me that you sick fuck

ebinpebis: bcuz it is bleeding

xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: why

ebinpebis: i think i ripped the skin while wiping my ass

Carson has left this conversation

xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: so you have a boy period

ebinpebis: a what

man-periods

a male bitching about something and acting childish and rude to people.

ipv6freely/Chris is having his man-periods once more.

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first period

periods. when you wake up in the morning and think eww whats this in my pants oh i know i will get a nice clean pair of pants on, it will just be my discharge. you go to the bathroom to find out that your life has just been ruined. a big red patch of gloopy blood in your pants and all up you. delightful.

period." oh shit i have started my first period" i wonderd why i broke that chair in a rage yesterday night.

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Periodt / Period

1.Used to emphasize a previously mentioned statement, regardless of who said it. Sometimes over used by some people.

2."In general", "nothing specific". You use it as an actual grammatical period but in speech.

3. Menstrual Cycle

4. You say this when someone is trying to make you talk more than you think you should by remaining silent.

Periodt is pronounced like: Piri it

1- person 1: -Nate is such a player. I don't wanna have to deal with that kinda shit no more. Fuck Nate, periodt.
person 2: -ain't got nothing left to say. Periodt.
Person 1: -Periodt.

2-person 1: -what is your favorite movie?
person 2: -like, my favorite kind of movie?
person 1: -nah, like, your favorite movie, period.
Person 2: -oh. The Incredibles.

3- person 1: shit dude! I just got my period!
person 2: need a tampon?

4- person 1: so, how was your date last night?
person 2 (doesn't want to talk about it): oh, y'know, it was fun...
person 1: ... ...
person 2: ...Period.

Periodt / Period

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cooldown period

The period of time spanning a man's last orgasm, and the time when he will next be able to perform.

Guy 1: God the worst thing happened. I was coming out of the bathroom, when I saw Sheila half naked on the bed.
Guy 2: How is that bad?

Guy 1: I was still in my cooldown period!

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Refractory Period

The period of great sadness that occurs between the time a man ejaculates and when a man can become erect again. Also known as "The Great Depression"

After ejacualating into Susan's face, Billy experienced a refractory period

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