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Plastic Lasers

Verbal and emotional actions when being gaslighted by someone. Overly dramatic crying,

yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.

My ex would hit me with the PLASTIC LASERS. She'd go days without calling or texting me and when I'd ask her where she's been, she'd start crying saying 'you're so clingy NOW, but where are you when I need you.' Called me selfish and narcissistic. Never answered MY questions tho. Complete one-eighty on me. ."

by TheDigitalRealist August 28, 2021


plastic rider

A plastic rider is a person who rides a motorcycle and acts like they are a tough bikie! They are the all talk, know-it-all, been on a bike for 10 mins, whingy riders. They’re the reason the code is dying... They look after themselves, act tough but run away from a fight and have no loyalty to anyone. They also like to stick their nose into other people’s business and they are usually vegans.

“Man, look at that bloke, he reckons he’s tough!”
“Yeah, just another plastic rider.”

by Coondawgs April 21, 2020


Plastic cookie

The new hilarious way to kill your kids. It is amusing to watch! You can laugh while they suffocate. HAHAHAH

not ment to be cruel

Uhhh. HUSBAND! I uhhh gave... PLASTIC COOKIE TO BABY

by FuzzMelon May 18, 2016


Plastic Tootles

The use of your baby cousins toys for sex. Most likely ockward shapes that can be used as a butt plug and a mouth plug for secret sex.

Guy 1: Hey, I used some Plastic Tootles on Karen last night

Guy 2: Well, where did you pull this michevious business

Guy 1: In the bathroom at a funeral

by InvisibleRoss February 16, 2019


ditch the plastic

Commonly associated with train hopping culture, ditch the plastic refers to a great escape through hitchhiking.

Leaving behind the false comforts of a society run by suits and corporate robots.

I'm so fucking sick of this bullshit, I'm gonna ditch the plastic with a few friends.

by 9th August 31, 2018


Plastic Straw

vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!

Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*

by Elephant27 January 08, 2020


Boob plastic

The silicone sticker used to hide nipple

Yo, my boob plastic fell

by Anvi.mr October 22, 2019