A towel used exclusively by a female for cleaning her poon
(her) Hey, I keep my poon towel next to the bidet. Make sure you don't use it wipe your face.
That towel smells funny, it must be her poon towel.
when you and your bird are going at it mad time hard and it starts to hurt her
yeah josh is a little poon smasher , I got told her hurt lucy
When big Frank from the ends gets locked and dicks down all the girls on her wing.
Big Frank went to Brinny and got that prison poon
An extremely agressive vagina that is only activated while riding out a severe dry spell.
Synonymous with a starving bearver.
Carried out through the act of "raking"
Goin out raking with my girls tonight, gonna flex my poon claw .
Adj; a dumb retard who thinks they are the shit but in reality they are the biggest pussy ever. no one really likes them and they truly have no friends
trey: yo u wanna go chill witt chris royalty??
Dom: naw ma nigga he a poon ass
1. a poon which is hairy
2. a vagina which is unshaven
3. a tight vagina
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While not enjoyed by alot of people, the hairy poon is often a sign of virginity and innocence. Younger girls do not shave their poon because they have not been pressured into doing so by a boyfriend or other friends. The Hairy Poon is often tighter than the shaved poon, therefore offering a better ride
Meg's hairy poon was the best ride you will ever have
1. The keeper of the bearded clam.
2. One who regulates the distribution of poon. Usually hoarding it themself.
3. One who hoards copious amounts of poon.
Me: wow look at all that poon over there.
Kelly Thigpen: that's my poon go get your own!
Me: fucking Poon Nazi strikes again.