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Colorado Quick Steps

A term used when referencing a case of diarrhea. It is believed that this phrase got its name by people in the 1800's who drank contaminated water that flowed through Colorado's many natural (but oftentimes unsuitable for human consumption) streams, lakes and rivers, as well as numerous other sources.

"Where's your bathroom? I've got the Colorado quick steps!

by StรซppรซnWรถlf53 September 30, 2018


quick-save syndrome

The common psychological condition that results from spending too long playing video games with a quick-save/quick-load function. Symptoms of which include a desire to 'save' before making an important decision, in order to have the ability to back out should it go wrong.

Dude, I was about to ask a girl out on facebook, and instinctively pressed F5 just in case!
Woah, sounds like a severe case of quick-save syndrome

by Crazy Tosh July 22, 2011


quick-fire round

Any sexual act in which ejaculation is achieved within seconds.

"I've been wanting to fuck him for months. I wouldn't have wasted my time if I'd known it was gonna be a bloody quick- fire round"

"Last night, I was so horny from browsing online porn, I had to wake the missus up for a quick-fire round"

"I only had a few minutes to knock one off the wrist before my mum came home. Bit of a quick-fire round"

by MagickDio February 4, 2010

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Mississippi Quick Step

A case of raging diarrhea normally resulting in the performance of a "buckle shuffle" done at the helm of a toilet, after eating spicy food.

Oh man, I ate those hot BBQ potato chips and couldn't leave the house, because they gave me a case of Mississippi Quick Step. I almost didn't make it, as my belt hemmed me up when I was doing the buckle shuffle in front of the toilet!

by Pepto Alternative November 29, 2011


Five quick ones

a slap or hit, directed towards a particulary ignroant person

"shut your mouth or I'll give you five quick ones

by Vulcan43 October 8, 2008

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Mom Come Quick

A game where you are jerking off and you yell "Mom Come Quick". The objective of the game is to nut before your mom enters the room.

Yeah man!! I has playing Mom Come Quick all night yesterday.

by DickSplash191 September 25, 2017

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quick talkin

starting AND ending a conversation with a loser ,
in which you speak for them and then yourself.
And then peace them casually..

(quick talkin)

doug: aye B!

evan: Sup? Nothin, you? Nothin, alright... Peace

by ejajima May 12, 2008

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