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Literally just rice that makes you go, “damn, that rice sexy!”.
Sexiest thing you’ll lay your eyes on.
More commonly appealing to Asians.
Damn, that’s some sexy rice!
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sexy ass bitch
id fuck her in a second!!
me: hey rachel
rachel rice: hey
*throw her on the bed and fuck the shit out of her*
rachel rice: wow =)
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Occurs when a man specifically requests a handjob with a condom on, and proceeds to receive one to cumpletion.
Guy 1: So man, how far did you get with Rita last night?
Guy 2: Dude, I actually requested The Condomleezza Rice, and received. It surprisingly feels pretty good, and there's almost zero cleanup!
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A money-hungry bitch that doesn't give a damn about her fanbase.
"Money, money, money....MONEY!!!!!!"-Anne Rice
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Disparaging slang term for an Asian man's penis.
(William Hung is spending some quality time with his first girlfriend whom he scored after finishing his performance, badly-covering Ricky Martin songs at UC-Berkeley)
Girl: "Willie I love you sooo much! You are the sweetest man I've ever met and known! I wanna cuddle with you all night long!"
William Hung: "Yeah pretty baby so do I! Now let's get into bed. Tonight I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
(the two get into bed and moments later...)
Girl: "Oh. Oh. Go deeper baby! I'm not satisfied."
William Hung: "I can't, bitch, that's as far in as I can go! And I think my rice noodle just went limp! Uh-oh. Looks like I've pulled a Rafael Palmeiro."
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
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Christian substitute for saying "Jesus Christ" in vain.
Bobby wiped out on his stingray bicycle...
BOBBY: Owww!!! Cheese & rice! Dog bandit! Stupid fricken bike!
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The term rice rocket was for motorcycles not cars, originally. The term came out before cars were modified in the way they are now. Rice rockets usually described Japanese bikes that were superior performers off the line, were more likely one up bikes, and cafe style, before european cafe was cool. Further, Most Harley bikers knew they would be smoked in a drag race so to save face, knowing they were more in love with tradition than technology, had to rationalize their decision making process in purchasing a knowingly inferior product by, coining the term "rice rocket.
Those guys on their "rice rockets" don't know what real biking is all about!
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