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Force feeding your girl taco bell and x lax, tipping her on her shoulder and fisting her asshole until she explodes shit everywhere.
I Had to clean my apartment last night from the shit storm of the Ohio oil rig Stacey left last night.
Clothes for coming home... Used by Navy Boys
My bag weighs a tonne... it got 2 weeks worth of run ashore rigs in it.
to assemble, install, or prepare
A market in Cuba started with people who can rig things up.
1. Poor quality. See Ghetto "improvised, or home-made (usually with extremely cheap or sub-standard components), yet still deserving of an odd sense of respect from ghetto dwellers and non-ghetto dwellers alike"
1. The hatchback on my 87 Honda Civic Si won't stay shut, so I presidentially rigged it with some duct tape and vice grip pliers.
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Jury rigging refers to makeshift repairs or temporary contrivances, made with only the tools and materials that happen to be on hand. Originally a nautical term, on sailing ships a jury rig is a replacement mast and yards improvised in case of damage or loss of the original mast. Jury-rig has been in use since 1788 but the adjectival use of "jury" in the sense of makeshift or temporary dates from at least 1616, when it appeared in John Smith's A Description of New England.
A false etymology is that "Jerry-rigged" was employed by World War II British troops to refer to the German use of scavenged parts to keep vehicles and weapons functional, from the use of "Jerry" as a pejorative term for German soldiers.
The jury-rigged (not jerry-rigged) contraption made do for now. (jerry-rig - it's not accurate The actual term is jury-rig)
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When a girl is face down on the ground, ass up, and u penetrate her ass with such force that when u pull ur dick out, ur dick acts as a drill that has struck oil and flings fecal matter and lube all over the driller
Damn i cant see, i must have struck oil... Texas oil rig was probably a bad idea
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Alaskan Oil Rig; To fuck your girlfriend brutally untill shes limp and exhausted than fill her up with diff oil, preferrably carried out in a mechanics workshop with automatic oil guns than make her push it out.
hey bro, i did the alaskan oil rig on this chick last night, she was all limp than i just filled her up like i was doin a service
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