Root Around

Euphemism commonly used to describe the act of masturbation. Form of Irish slang. Used in conversations, particularly public settings, to avoid disapproving glances from those that may be listening.

Oh hi Danny, I'll call you back- just going for a root around

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root knocker

Slang term used by emergency services personnel (esp. in the southern U.S.) used to describe a particulary violent vehicular collision, typically with horrendous injuries &/or fatalities.

EMT #1: Last night's root knocker had two pinned in one car and a crispy critter in the other; we had to use the Jaws of Life to pry their drunk asses out. We cut Sir Crispie out later.

EMT#2: I heard. (pause) Where do you want to go for lunch? I suddenly have a hankerin' for Bar-B-Q.

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root beer

another word for tampon

We're going to Walgreens to get some "root beer".

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toke the root

The perform Falacio.

Yeah she's cute, but does she "toke the root"?

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Arab in Roots

One that does not understand anything.

He is so stupid. He is Arab in Roots!

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swamp root

A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV. A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.

Did you see that guy's wicked swamp root? He must have a bad case of HPV.

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Swamp root

A abnormally large penis the size of a Pringles can. Like a root in the swamp it goes as deep as it can.

Did you seen his dick? No wonder they call him swamp root

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