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Sausage Finger

When one’s fingers are so fat (or large) they routinely hit the wrong buttons on small devices like cell phones or mp3 players. This was made famous in a Simpson’s episode when Homer became so obese; the phone prompted him to order a special “Dialing Wand” in order to make calls.

“I hate these new cell phones; the buttons are so compact I keep sausage fingering”

“Occasionally I’ll get a call from people who have sausage fingered when trying to call up the local pizza place.”

by Dingle123 August 06, 2008


sausage headache

n. A headache acquired after eating some form of cooked food particularly fast.

I have such a massive sausage headache after eating all that chicken earlier.

by stevedavejohn September 29, 2010


Sausage rail

A sausage rail is a line of horny guys waiting to ram the shit out of a dirty whore.

The sausage rail is what a whore rides to achieve her personal satisfaction.

Person 1: Did you hear about the whore on the 10th floor?
Person 2: Nah man. What'd that sloppy slut do?
Person 1: She rode the sausage rail for 5 hours, making 6 stops. Dan station. Bob station. Ryan station. Mark station. Pablo station and Steve station.
Person 2: Steve always gets the last of it.
Person 1: Yes, yes he does. He's a fan of meat curtains and cream pies. *sigh*

by scumslug October 18, 2009


sausage wallet

the vagina; slimy hatchet wound; the eye that weeps best when most pleased.

The roast beef curtains on her sausage wallet appeared to be large, puffy, and swollen; it almost appeared as though you could fly a 747 into the Grand Canyon.

by weave March 27, 2003


sausage fest

Any college, party, gathering, or social event that occurs at, or has the male to female ratio similar to Western New England College (WNEC) in Springfield Massachusetts.

-"Dude I thought there were gonna be girls here."
-"Are you serious? We're at a WNEC party. Of course its a sausage fest."
-"Man I'm horny I haven't been laid all semester. Don't get mad at me for hoping."

by billakaherc August 05, 2006


milk sausage

the ejaculation that remains on the penis; penis covered in sperm; the ejaculation dripping from the penis

1) I came so much when I jerked off, it covered my entire penis, making it a milk sausage!

2) She licked all the cum off of my milk sausage.

by gothsicle July 05, 2011


lowkey sausage

A lowkey sausage is someone who wears flannels, short shorts, a bun, and bandanas. They may be saying “you’re fired” all the time. They also may be a grouchy sunday manager but will go off on star wars lore for an hour and a half

Wow. Jake Cameron is a lowkey sausage in a good way.

by osownebfjc November 23, 2020