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redneck savings account

The intentional act of having too much income tax witheld from your pay, in order to get a big fat refund check at filing time.

Done by stupid people who don't realize they're giving the government an interest free loan all year.

Billy Bob: Got mah tax refund today - six hunnert some bucks!

Melissa: Ahhhh, you cashed in your redneck savings account.

Billy Bob: Huhhh?

by OldFart77 April 17, 2007

234๐Ÿ‘ 114๐Ÿ‘Ž


god save the queen

one of three songs

1. national anthem of england and all great britain

2. a pretty great punk song by the Sex Pistols

3. a pretty great guitar orchestration piece by Queen

"oh man i love this song!"
"which song"
"god save the queen"
"that's 3 songs you fool

by soontobepresjoe January 2, 2005

89๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


To save my life

Used a phrase. Or where one is really bad at something.

I can't fix a laptop to save my life.
I can't dance to save my life.
I can't sing to save my life.
I can't draw to save my life.

by History! November 29, 2016

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


i wanna be saved

an internet meme showing a strong to a person to the point you want to be saved by them

Girl 1 : Shoot! I pissed my pants.
Girl 2 : I WANNA BE SAVEDDD ๐Ÿ˜
Girl 3 : watafuck

by pants_pisser December 20, 2022

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


save a little bit

to steal a small amount of weed from your friends bag is the act of saving a little bit.

cameron=what the fuck happened to my weed i know there was more in there my bag did you save a little bit?

jeeve=did i?

by jeffrey bjorkman February 18, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Select & Save

Commonly known as Shit & Save, the shop formely known as Nisa was taken over by Shit & Save during the 2008 summer holidays and is now green and shit. Students from King Edwards school now have to be faced with aisles at a stupid angle that completely disorientate you. Its pretty shit. Prices are beyond shit (e.g. Munchies for 59p omgg) and along with the disorientating angled aisles the pears are just shit and are no where near up to standard. Everyone is really confused as to what to call Shit & Save after calling in nisa for so long and its lowering the average gcse grades of the local schools.

Example1:
A: How was shit & save? :/
B: Shit :(

Example2:
'Lets go to Ni...oh man'


Example should include the word "Select & Save"
oh right sorry

by ihateshitandsave September 6, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Captain Save a Nugget

Captain Save a Nug for short.

One who possesses a miserly trait in the despensment or matching of weed.

What's up, Captain Save a Nugget. You collecting that weed or are we gonna smoke some?

He's such a Captain Save a Nug; he always smokes up on my shit. Fool never brings his own chronic.

by Butteredstuffs May 7, 2007

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