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Street protesters who use social media to create a facade of activism. More concerned with updating images of themselves at protests and rallies on social media than articulating the cause. Easily triggered, with a deer in headlights look, when debated, and clueless of how to achieve the political goals for which they are protesting.
Look at that stupid Selfie Activist
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When a girl uses filters, special lighting, contours and highlights her face to take a selfie but those who know her and see her in person know she's ugly ass hell.
-dude she's hot
-Nah bro she's on that selfie fraud
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,A person who takes a picture of a person taking a selfie. They can be anywhere when someone is taking a selfie. The person taking the selfie has no idea that they are being photographed by the ninja. This is not a photobomb---the ninja is not in the selfie, so position is key.
"Hey man, check out the hot piece of ace! Whoa, she's taking alot of selfies! I'll stand right here so she won't see me and take some pictures ! "
"Stand over there so she won't see you. You can be a selfie ninja! "
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An Angry Selfie is a selfie taken by an individual posing with an aggressive/angry facial expression with the jaw extended open and teeth showing. Created by Carl Thompson, theorist and philosopher.
"Carl Thompson's angry selfie is something special"- Derek Zoolander
"The Angry Selfie created by Mr Thompson is a pose to rival Blue Steel"- Vogue
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V. the act of ejaculating on someone attempting to take a photograph of themselves
N. A photograph that someone has taken of themselves, where semen is flying towards them
V. Joe: If she doesn't stop taking god damn selfies, I'm gonna give her a happy selfie!
N. Ellis: That's the funniest happy selfie to date!
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Similar to being self conscious, being selfie conscious is when you are self conscious about taking a selfie in public.
"Why don't you just take the damn selfie?"
"There's too many people around. I'm feeling selfie-conscious."
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The act of taking a photo of oneself via a smartphone affixed to one's erect penis, as a substitute for a selfie stick.
Who needs a selfie stick? I'll just take a boner selfie. It's 2016!
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