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Shannon

Is always right. Never loses an argument. Gustav can prove that.

She Shannon'd this situation.

by Shaneeeeen March 15, 2022


Shannon

A dirty sket who likes to have sex with youngers and says she’s gonna stab people called Polly

Polly-walking about

Shannon- I’ll stab that bitch Istg

by Girlyruby July 20, 2022


Shannon

They are more than often sarcastic beings with okay intent. At times will roast the shit out of you and be offended when retaliated. She holds much trauma from her childhood and hence all sorts of issues, though it is fun to talk to her all the time. If you date a Shannon, watch out because she is a known hommie hopper.

Dayum shawty, whats your name?
...Shannon...
Can I get your number?
no im fucking someone tonight
Who?
Fucking stupid

by Goldilocks69 April 7, 2022


Shannon

A heavy set woman who gets very excited for holidays.

Omg! Becky is such a Shannon!!!!!

by CozyBozy April 24, 2022


Shannon

plays violin, loves jeans, says weird things like hamMOCK and underpants

shannon, who tf wears jeans to brunch?!

by ajsndcuebfsc February 2, 2019


Shannon

That half ass bitch that waits in the wings for years desperate and single, to pounce on your ex because she likes sloppy seconds, toxic relationships and the married men she was dating don’t want a strong two anymore.

Me and my ex broke up, then that Shannon hit up my friend to get my ex’s number.

by FunnyEx October 27, 2020


shannon

somebody who will tell you they will arrive to your party but then ignore you right before it's supposed to start, then not respond to any of your messages for weeks

"hey, how did your party go?"
"great, except someone pulled a shannon!"

by NumberOneBallbagLicker November 5, 2023