smoke up

To smoke up is to let another person smoke marijuana with you without payment.

Guy 1: You got bills?
Guy 2: Nah man, I'm dead broke.
Guy 1: It's aight, I'll smoke you up on this blunt.

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Smoke Session

A term originating in military recruit training, which refers to an intense physical training session, usually initiated as a form of punishment for minor infractions, where one or more individuals typically do rigorous physical activity until exhaustion and/or muscle failure.

Bro, it was a total smoke session last night after drill sergeant Wilson caught Roberts sleeping during fire watch!

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smoking balls

An adjective meaning something is seriously awesome with conotations of originality

Cockboy: Did you see Earl's new diamond studded cape with matching hat?

Din Viesel: Hell yeah, that dude is smokin' balls!

-or-

Twinkman: Your new whip is smoking balls!

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Smoke on the Water

A rock song by Deep Purple; also a must-learn for guitar players - although mayhaps some of them seem incapable to do so.

(Some guy demoing a nice guitar with dazzling playing skills).
Comment: Nice. But can he play Smoke on the Water?

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smoke suit

An outfit that you change into right before smoking marijuana, and then you change out of it after. Thus avoiding smelling like weed.

Guy 1: "Yo man you wanna blaze up?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but first lemme change into my smoke suit real quick, I don't wanna smell too loud."

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green smoke

the first toke on a joint. the person who lights the joint gets the first clean toke of green weed. after that every toke has resin.

"dude, gimme the green smoke!"

"nah man. the green smoke is mine"

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Boat Smoke

Boat smoke is the exhaust gas that comes out of a 2 stroke motor that is common to many pontoon boats. This exhaust gas cloud typically has a bluish tint that typically emits as a motor is started up or fast acceleration takes place. A humid, hot day with minimal or no air movement will cause a boat smoke cloud to form over the water or in coves on the lake. “2 stroke smoke hangs around!”

Many educated people would mistake a cloud over water for fog but in reality it is just boat smoke.

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