A fun game in which a number of guys all jerk over an old mattress the last to shoot there sticky load has to roll on the jizz coated mattress.
Heyy fancy a game of soggy mattress i'mgetting rid of my old one :P
An old mans' saggy ballsack after he accidentally pisses on himself, because he has parkinsons disease and cant hold his penis steady.
soggy potatoes are a really good thing to help that old guy with
1. Vagina (derogatory)
2. A messy sexual accident, such as becoming 'over-excited'.
3. The aftermath. (S'allamsayin')
NB not to be confused with Soggy Sesh, which is either the appreciation of a Soggy Mess or the act of making a Soggy Mess.
1. Oh, it's a bit of a Soggy Mess./ Her vagina is such a Soggy Mess.
2. Don't make a Soggy Mess./ Oh shite, I made a Soggy Mess.
3. We left such a Soggy Mess in the backseat of her car.
First find a Burtram then get six mates. everyone jacks of and nuts into the Burtrams ass ( doesn't need to be named Burtram ) the last one to nut has to drink the nut out of the Bertrams ass. This is an act done out of pure testosterone and is not homosexual in any means and every man participating must say no homo before the act of soggy Burtram.
"hey soggy burtram at my place at six" "nice dude no homo" "no homo"
soggy nacho meaning a moist or wet vagina.
while eating dinner marc and rachel were sharing nachos.the salsa made some soggy and thats how the word came about.
rachel was touched down below and this made her have a soggy nacho.
When you take a handful of paper - preferably toilet paper - and run it under a hot/cold tap with the intention of throwing it.
"Brian was taking a piss when he got soggy moggy'd by a group of boys."
Gather 5-7 boys(or girls that can squirt) and gather them around one biscuit and proceed to cum all over it and the last person to cum/ or cant cum must eat the biscuit. P.S you can only masturbate to the pussy's and dicks around you. This is mostly a new English practice because they are the only retarded ass bitches who still use the word biscuit.
Hey James, me Sally Kim Jordan Pete Mike and I are going to play soggy biscuit if you want to join us
soggy biscuit is what james Charles want to do with straight guys, also, he's the biscuit
Kim Kardashian