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The urgent feeling in ones groin when spring arrives (just after winter) an all you want to do is have lots of sex.
Mostly a description for males, but can be applied to females aswell.
Damn, I got the spring horn bad.
Check that gezza's jumping from broad to broad. He's so got the spring horn.
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what i like to call "hickville usa". this is probably the most country you'll ever see in New York. there's at least 600 people who live here. the school is pretty much shit and most of the kids are druggies anyways. the school can't even afford basic suit like security systems. theres only a few people who moved here from other places and what i like to consider normal. the others are the biggest fucking rednecks ive ever met. they literally ride four wheelers everywhere, and speed because there's no fucking police. the only chain place is stewarts and nothing else and our sport teams suck and there are only a few kids who know what the fuck they're doing with their lives. were only good at basketball, pretty much. and we only have verizon so good luck finding barely any service. People show up to schools wearing confederate flags and there are only white people and like 3 hispanics with no asians or African Americans. But at least we don't fuck our cousins like Middleburgh.
Person 1: "Sharon Springs is the shittiest place to be in New York."
Person 2: "Try Middleburgh"
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Well known Australian phrase used to describe the nation's top punter during a specific period. A quirk in the constitution stipulates it's a title that will forever be beyond the reach of milk distributors and supermarket and department store employees
Beyond all logic and reason, the title of King Of The Spring was bestowed upon the infamous Potato Cunt during his tumultuous 2006 reign
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An excuse for people to act like uninhibited promiscuous clownshoes.
My cousin went off to spring break.
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a small town in michigan.
population: small
things to do: in the winter there is a local ski hill that many residents frequent called mulligans hollo.
in the summer you can enjoy the many lakes and bayous , including lake michigan.
team: the lakers wooooooooo!
guy 1: dude lets go to florida man!
guy2: screw that im goin to spring lake
guy 1: ehhhhhhhhhhhhh
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What happens in April when you get dosed with some sexy 70-80 degree foreplay. The snow is melted and spring has come at last! But Mother Nature ain't givin it up that easy. Just as soon as you get your shorts out it dumps snow for 2 weeks.
Seems to be common in Montana, The Dakota's and Wyoming.
Some Chick -"I can't believe it's snowing today and it was 75 yesterday."
You- "Yeah, talk about Spring Blueballs."
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its like a walk but a little more fancy, getting from point A to point B, without that much effort, sliding to the bus as they say, to skip run and walk all in one gangsta style
the cops were coming so i spring bampsy 'd out of that bitch
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