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What you're doing when you create a definition for your own name.
Dylan: "I just defined 'Dylan' as 'Cool friend and huge lady's man' on Urban Dictionary!"
Steven: "Quit sucking your own dick. Who the fuck invited you, anyway?"
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When one promotes themselves repeatedly in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but sucking your own dick is a more humble way to admit it.
J: We should do the bowl skit for the show.
S: No, that's not a good idea. I know I'm sucking my own dick here but my ideas have been consistently better and I think we should do my idea instead of yours.
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It's the women's version of suck my dick, bitch!
You - wow, you look like a hot mess today! Whose bed did you crawl outta?
Me -Suck my bitch, dick!
This is an insult meant for the ho-iest of ho's.
This is also meant for the man ho's
Jonathan: SuCk My HoT ItAlIaN SaUsAgE
Steven: How about no you dick sucking thunder cunt
Jonathan:*fucking gets thanos snapped in his asscheeks*
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It's a verse from a "yung rome" production.
Guy 1: Ayo ma nigga, you heard yung rome's new album?
Guy 2: Yeah, don't one of the songs go: suck a nigga dick for the road, young rome!
Guy 1: Yeah nigga.
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To suck a dick down fast as if it was a capri-sun(a very popular drink)
Someone: fuck you
Me: suck my dick like a capri-sun
Something every self respecting straight man will do
I will suck a dick for 25 cents
Thats gay
Its not gay if you do it for money
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