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The surprise when you look in the mirror after the act of going down on a woman in the dark whilst she is unaware she is menstruating.
Dude, what happened to your face?". "Strawberry surprise man........
The unpleasant surprise that arises from trying to go down on a female from the Indian subcontinent only to find a tangled forest of hair reminiscent of the Punjab jungle.
Shiva surprise striked again last night. she must have thought i was trying to pickpocket her, the way i put my hands down her pants and took that shit right back out.
An unexpected excess of snot deposited on your finger. Not to be confused with the Surprise blow, which could be omitted from genitalia or assorted other orifices!
You're pretty sure your nose just has a tiny wee booger in there. You breach the outer rim slightly and strike gold straight away. It's not even crusty.. & you're not even feeling clogged up!
You extract your finger to find a nasal snot baby attached to your finger the size of a cherry!!
WOAH! Where did THAT come from?? That's the surprise pick!
That moment when there was a quack, and it was loud.
The surprised meme confused everyone.
Anal rawdogging with a significant other where you feel the burn after he or she has eaten hot wings.
Andrew got that Buffalo Surprise after his date with Stephanie to Buffalo Wild Wings.
The Law of Surprise is a custom as old as humanity itself. The Law dictates that a man saved by another is expected to offer to his savior a boon whose nature is unknown to one or both parties. In most cases, the boon takes the form of the saved man's firstborn child, conceived or born without the father's knowledge
Law of Surprise... it's something we invoke at times, but rarely. Usually we just take gold.
In a hotel room or rental, the act of intentionally leaving bodily fluids, especially sexual excretions, on the walls or furniture for the cleaning crew to find under black light inspection.
Intentional ejaculation onto walls or furniture that don't belong to you.
After an all night orgy Corey and his boyfriends left a CSI surprise on all of the walls in their hotel room.