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Porno mood swing

After shooting your wad to porn, you quickly switch from a horny mood to a disgusted mood.

Porno mood swing:

(Watching porn) Oh yeah! Give it to her! Yeah let me see that tight ass! (Ejaculates) What the fuck am I watching? Don't treat her like that. She's somebody's daughter. Go get a real job you sleazy a-hole!

by rogerthewhale January 9, 2013


Dick Swinging Contest

an ego laden interaction usually (although not always) involving men where each individual tries to out do the the other in knowledge and or acheivements. Often seen in corporate settings and family get-togethers

Fuck me! That was a waste of time. I actually thought we could get something done at this meeting. Instead it turned into a Dick Swinging Contest!

by Mr Jameson October 23, 2010

70πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


New Jack Swing

A term originating in the 80's to refer to a music genre which featured elements of Hip-Hop, R&B and pop. Groups such as Bell Biv Devoe, Guy, Heavy D, and New Edition are all from this era.

"Isn't Every Little Step by Bobby Brown a New Jack Swing type of song?"

by RO16 May 4, 2015

35πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Swing your Rag

to swing a bandana around in the air, to the beat of a song, in lieu of dancing. A true gangsta can't be caught dancing around in a club, instead one would just swing his rag in the air.
It is beneficial if the rag in question is designer, such as Gucci or Louis Vitton.

Let's go to the club, You can swing your rag while makin it rain on some hoes.

by jxpfeer January 2, 2009

63πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Big Dick Swinging

"Big Dick Swinging" is a phrase used to instill a sense of wellness and optimism into ones self before attempting to overcome a challenge for which one is not prepared.

Jill: "Are you ready for the math exam?"
John: "I'm going to walk into that exam Big Dick Swinging!"

by DrBONGhITS420PHD December 13, 2013

50πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


big swinging dick

The man, someone in charge or important

Sometimes heard as β€œThe big swinging dick in....”

Guy 1: Man, guy 3 just thinks he’s so good
Guy 2: He reckons he’s the big swinging dick mate.

by brexiteer dave May 31, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Swing Hammer

When a man gets kicked in the ass so hard his dick swings up then whips down and strikes him in the balls.

I pissed my girlfriend off so she gave me a swing hammer when I was walking away.

by ghost__16 February 19, 2008

2πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž