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To use one's scrotal sack to stir another's beverage. (Preferably in an anticlockwise direction).
Also see reading the tea leaves
"Oh mate, you were so drunk last night you 'stirred the teabag' in that chicks drink".
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"I was stirring the teabag in that mojito so long last night my balls are numb"
A variation of the teabag, but in this circumstance the male rests his testicles on the willing participants eye sockets as they whistle at his anus in a tickling fashion.
Went out last night and met this pretty cool chick. Took her back to my place and administered the ol teabag whistler on her. I'll probably ask her out again
This is an orgy based activity where someone cums into the mouth of another's with a fresh blood dripping tampon, being swaped with saliva and spit with other love bits, this process with be repeated person to person, mouth to mouth, blood, cum, and other body fluids mixing together like concrete, until it reaches the last victim, from therefore, they will then return that evening's unique concoxin, to the rightful owner of the hot chocolate mug that the kids drink out of, now to the climax of this activity where the person who cums first must drink the special cocktail tampon and all.
Did you hear Michelle the dumb bitch cumed first and had to drink the tampon teabag?
The act of dunking a prolapsed sexual organ into someone’s throat.
“Hey Phillip? Veronica gave me a Cuban teabag last night, I totally came!”
“Wow Jason, you’re one fucked up son of a bitch.”
“Fuck you Phillip, you are such a virgin!”
After having anal sex you dip your balls inside another persons ass when it is gaping, like a teabag in a cup
After the black man fucked me he Dirty teabagged my ass
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This is a spin on the classic teabag. It does, however, involve a little more time and preparation. The following ingredients are required: one nutsack; one turd, a load of semen and a snippet of pubic hair. First, slather your nutsack in excrement. Please allow 10 to 15 minutes to set. While waiting for the excrement to encrust your balls, vigorously masturbate into a martini glass. Once you have busted, take a pair a scissors and carefully remove 10 to 15 pubic hairs. Drop the pubic hairs into the martini glass filled with semen, making sure to mix everything together. Then, carefully dip your shit-encrusted testicles into the martini glass. Once you have done this, proceed to the nearest sleeping victim and roll your horrifying nutsack all over his or her face.
Did you know that the reason Caesar was assassinated was because chai teabagged Brutus?
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When a woman drapes her boobs over a guy's face.
Female version of teabagging, but with titties instead of balls.
My male coworker was leaning back in his chair and our female customer walked up to him, took her breasts out of her top and laid them over his face. I think he was in shock from the titty teabagging he got. <true story>
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