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an in-game modification of the game gears of war where one player tries to eliminate his/her team and then suicide before the other team does the same
fuck dude i fuckin' hate playing gears of war this faggot keeps killing me and then suiciding all i want to do is charge the sniper
dude your playing tears of war now that faggot is raping you
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lower back hair that leads directly to the asshole; the opposite of happy trail
I helped my friend Rafe shave his shoulder pads, but I'm not going anywhere near his Trail of Tears!
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Occurs when a male ejaculates in a woman's eye and it runs down the woman's face. When accomplished, it makes the woman look as if she has tears rolling down her face.
I blew one right in Lara's eye the other night! I gave her a Clown Tear so thick, she was able to blow bubbles with it as it oozed over her mouth!
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Pre-cum. When the cock is pointed upward and the pre-cum trails down the back side like the dick is crying
Dude, she was so hot she gave me a Cock Tear
I used a cock tear to lubricate my dick when I masturbated last night
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This happens when a poor young lady is giving head to a lucky man, just before he cums he pulls out and pokes her in the eye with his cock. She begins to cry and then he spunks in her tears, thus MILK TEARS!
Male 1: "A girl was sucking my dick last night but I decided to give her the milk tears"
Male 2: "That's sick man! Well in!"
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when a man shows great emotion for something that makes him sad
I shed manly tears at the end of breaking bad's episode "Felina"
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When you have sex with a girl with a glass eye and when you are about to blow your load you take her glass eye out ejaculate in her eye socket and put the eye back in so the glass eye forces out a tear of jizz
Man: I'm so good baby I'll make cry
Glass eyed woman: Okay but you have to clean my eye after the Tear Jerker. I hate cleaning jizz off my glass eye.
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