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Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.

Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!

by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024


Tennis Player 🎾

People who work hard and win matches. People who don’t care that some people don’t like tennis.
People who don’t care that tennis isn’t a popular.
People who like tennis no matter what.
AWESOME PEOPLE! 🤩

Shoutout to coach Trish!!! Whoooo!

Tennis player 🎾: Wins a match
Fans: wow this is taking forever
Popular girls: you play tennis! What a dork. 🙄

by Addi A Cheerleader ❤️ July 12, 2023

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Converse Tennis

A Game Of Serve & Recieve Similar To Tennis On A Court
However This Definition Is Conversation Despatch & Recieve
You Say Hello , I Reply Iya How Are You

Really Enjoying This Converse Tennis ! Hey Me Should Register That Slang Innit , At Urban Dictionary !+)

by The V ONE 2nd To None January 31, 2019


Tenni

A tall slim muscular ranga that beats Nicky's ass

Nicky, Tenni is gonna beat your ass now

by TheGodOfTheDrPhil June 24, 2020


Road Tennis

Road tennis is a sport, concentrated mainly in Barbados, in which two players go head to head like a tennis match but using a road as a court. The rackets are wooden and the ball has fur removed for bounce. It is fast paced and the net is 8 inches high.

Joshua prefers road tennis to ping pong.

by barbadosrocks April 27, 2020


Tennis Court Vibes

The vibe you get when you're walking on soil or a path with red stones that ressemble a tennis court.
When you walk with the bros and the moronic kid of the group sees red stones that remind him of a tennis court.
Ideally, Lorde's song Tennis Court plays in the background.

The moronic guy from the group was walking on the little red stones when he got the tennis court vibes.

by Whoopty679 January 27, 2021


tennis star

An Emon kid who is admited into the hospital, usually resulting in bandages around his/her wrists like wristbands on a tennis player

guy #1 "dude did you see dylan?"
guy #2 "yeah, he had his wrists rapped up like a tennis star."

by japanese schoolgirl spooner March 1, 2009