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An outlaw living in the town of Auga Fria. Most thought he was dead, but he faked his death using a doppelganger. Now he is set to take revenge on the other outlaw who tried to kill him in the same town.
" Oh my god- is that Texas Red? No honey, its just a ghost, go back to bed. Are you sure its just a ghost dear? ...im not sure "
A once quiet, laid-back, friendly small Texas city populated mainly by native Texans and UT students. A very attractive and pleasant place, full of culture, great food, a great music scene, and nonstop nightlife, but a climate of brutal summers lasting 6 months out of the year and bipolar winters that can be anywhere from 10-90 degrees. Until the 1970’s, many people outside the south commonly known as “Yankees”, decided to move there and kept their personalities and culture of perceived unfriendliness, hostility, and indifference. And for the past 20-30 years, it has now become a very progressive city full of culture and pretentiousness, but now an overcrowded and overpriced cesspool with nonstop traffic from 5:00 a.m to 1:00 a.m. and middle-classes flocking to Round Rock, Cedar Park, and Leander on the north side and Buda and Manchaca on the south side. Westlake Hills remains the upper middle class white flight area it has been since the 1970’s.
I’m from Austin, Texas. I’m a UT graduate with a doctorate degree in philosophy, a vegan that loves beyond sausage hot dogs with Sriracha, wants a sterile, politically correct society, and far left socialist. Drive up the prices of homes to make the place more desirable! Now I’m going to work at the vegan restaurant I work at waiting tables so I can pay my $3000 a month rent on a 1 room apartment downtown!
possibly the most hipster city in the entire world.
"man, I just want to go somewhere where everyone's just COOL, ya know, man?"
"dude, you gotta go to austin, texas"
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(n.) The act of putting your mouth over an anus that wants to fart.
I got one brewing. You thirsty? Can I offer you a Texas Seltzer?
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austin texas is a hippie town with lots of stoners and dank ganj. its fun and theres a bunch of music everywhere, like the most popular music festival acl. its a lot of fun and austin is cool
austin texas is so fun
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A small ass town where everybody knows your fucking business. You can fucking do anything or say anything without everybody hearing about it. You can't even fart without everybody and their grandma hearing about it. There is nothing to do Except to go to the movies. On the weekends Wal-mart parking lot is filled with teenagers that have nothing else to do. High Schoolers and Graduates that are basically still living in High School "ride dirties" which is riding up and down dirt roads. Center is filled with Hill billies and rednecks. And no one has ever heard of center. and NO! it's not in the fucking center of texas. Basically Center is a really small town where everyone knows everyone's business and is boring as shit.
Dude: man that place was boring
Bro: It can be any more boring than Center, Texas
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The visual sight of swirling beer cans and trash in the back of a pick up while traveling down a roadway.
Created by the vortex (draft) coming over the top of a pickup into the bed. The vortex creates a swirling tornado of debris that soon flies out of the bed and litters the highway with garbage.
Joe Bob created quite the visual as all the crap in the back of his pickup created a Texas tornado while traveling up Interstate 45.
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