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Quote Sick

To pretend or fake being sick in order to escape school, work, or other activity.

Bob was Quote Sick today, so he shall not be present for the meeting

by Feralsymphony March 11, 2009


turtle sickness

Turtle sickness is a result of sleeping too much or not getting out of bed until 2:00 or 3:00 pm. It is the feeling of still being tired even if you've slept for 10 or 12 hours. Your behavior and brain functions are noticably slowed down and reactionary time is also deminished.

She just woke up and she still looks tired - she must have turtle sickness.

by Defon 4 and waiting June 8, 2010


sick biscuits

When something is so awesome that its level of sick cannot be contained except for within the glory of a biscuit. The ultimate user of this term can spell the word with the alternative 'bisquits.'

"Dude, that jump was sick."

"Nah. It was sick biscuits!"

by kyleawesome August 30, 2011


sick knob

When your girl has the bad case of the dick fever who wants to be in a dick coma and gives a nasty blowjob that makes your dick have a sneeze attack oozing your infection all over her. Sick knobbing being one of the most contagious diseases out there now adays

Adam: Lastnight my girl gave me a sick knob that left me needing more then tissues!

Kyle: My girl hasn't been sick in awhile I think it's time to get a new girl.

Adam: Sick knob is the new EPICdemic!

Kyle: Oi trust

by unicornlovertwinkles January 10, 2019


Hot Sick

adj. Barf, puke, throw up, up chuck, ralph

That meal you cooked looks like hot sick. Oh man, that fart you laid smells like hot sick. That drunk b!tch threw up and is covered in hot sick.

by MegaZine July 25, 2013


Decompression Sickness

A condition starting from dissolved gases coming out of solution into bubbles inside the human body on depressurization.

"Divers get Decompression Sickness from rapidly rising toward the surface."

by Memes69 March 22, 2018


Sick beats

The sound of me playing the drums init

Do you want to listen to my sick beats?

by Synonyms March 30, 2020

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