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The term "penis bear" originated in southern Ireland, where bears would roam the streets at night and stick their penis through the holes in the walls of wooden houses, scaring children. When the head of the household would see a penis bear's dick come through the wall of his house, he would ring a special bell that signalled "penis bear" to the neighborhood.
"Quick Ellen, get the boiling water, there's a PENIS BEAR outside!"
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A Build-a-Bear is a man or person who lacks the basic ability to keep and maintain a healthy relationship. They often have much potential, but never seek it out. They lack common decency and are often looking for a booty call. They bring a person to love them and don’t have intentions to make it real.
“You still talkin to that Build-a-Bear?” “Girl, he’s a Build-a-Bear. Don’t waste your time or he will waste yours!” “You deserve so much better than a Build-a-Bear!”
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The most badass motherfucker ever. Best known for his show, Man Vs Wild on the discovery channel. This guy will do anything possible to survive while trying to get out of a certain harsh environment. Such as, drinking your own piss or eating a sheeps eyeball. Although there are claims of his show being "fake", it's still very educational and helpful.
Bear Grylls is one of the coolest brits alive(IMO)
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Usually when you encounter a chick that is beat as fuck you would look over to your friend and pronounce "yo bear? When there is confusion in the beatness of the chick, a slight pause after "yo" may be used for emphasize. For example, "Yo.... Bear?" The term is not always used negatively however. When someone is in beast mode at work or beats the shit out of someone,they may be referred to as the bear, which of course means you can look over to your friend and say, "Yo bear? When these situations occuur. "Yo bear?" May simply be stated when you receive a present such as a Teddy Bear or possobly even your favorite candy.
"Yo bear" originated at a a party when the owner of the house tried going to bed while people were still at the party. She came out of her bedroom like a bear and was upset that people were being loud still partying. She announced opening the door, "You have awoken the bear." "Yo bear?" was pronounced by one of the lads at the party.
"Chick's beat"
"Yo... Bear?"
"Dude Hannah is ape as shit at work."
"Yo bear?"
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A guy who has anal sex with an unattractive, large, hairy female.
Matt: Mate, I fucked Helga last night
Kyle: Eww, she's hairy and fat, you're such a bear stuffer!
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Thee most amazingest, (yes that's right... amazingest) cuddly, snuggling, and rarest thing you can ever find. It is only found in North America. It eats only chocolate and gummy foods. If you ever cross sights with a Moo Bear you should feel an immense feeling of honor because there is only one in the entire world.
The first day I laid eyes on the Moo Bear I was mesmerized.
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A cross between the concept of shwarb and Paddington bear, Shwarbington bear is the best and imaginary friend of Crog. Shwarbington bear goes everywhere with him, loves the jobs you hate and is a loyal yet imaginary companion.
1) "Who are you talking to Crog?"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"
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