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Sexual move in which a male pulls out his penis after anal sex and performs a mushroom stamp (hammers dick on partner's forehead) leaving an oily stamp.
JJ: Dude what's the deal with joey's forehead?
Adrian: oh he got an oily hammer from jackson last night.
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Sub par. Well below average. Shitty.
That stripper has a smoking hot body but her face looks like hammered ass. I don't know what happened last night but I feel like hammed ass today.
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1. a description of one feeling extreme effects of a hangover
2. the feeling of being entirely too wasted
3. a horrid physical appearance
4. a smell, or taste resembling that of death itself
1. "I feel like HAMMERED DAMMIT!! I should have stopped after that sixth irish carbomb last night"
2. "I don't know what you put in this, but now I feel like HAMMERED DAMMIT"
3. "christ dude, your sister used to be so hot! now she looks like HAMMERED DAMMIT."
4. "oh shit, check the date on that milk... it tastes like HAMMERED DAMMIT!"
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The result of drinking so much alcohol that if Shaquille O'neal drank the same amount with his extra large stature even he would be wasted.
after 10 shots of Patron last night i was Shaq-Hammered and almost went home with that fat girl.
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I reference to a shitty mainstream rock band being marketed as "authentic Blues" in the movie Ghost World.
When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.
Evanescence is not Goth. Evanescence is a total Blues Hammer when it comes to Gothic Rock.
Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.
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A word commonly used to describe a black man's with an exceptionally large penis. Describes in two words what happens when a black man whips out his penis.
Thud!
When asked why he's called black hammer, "Because when I whip out my penis it hits the floor and makes a thud."
Gamer name: BlackHammer
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