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typically used after describing nathan’s stupidity/gayness
“nathan is so gay for dom”
“cool now let’s talk about daddy hitler”
Part One: First off, don't believe any of that bullshit people say about how Hitler supposedly "committed suicide". Before His immanent defeat in Germany, he ran away towards Russia where he remained hidden for a few years until his dumbass fell through a patch of thin ice and became a popsicle. A few years later the Russian people found his body perfectly preserved in ice. Using their advanced technology, they removed his brain and locked it deep within a monstrous robot with which the Russsians planned to use in order to wage war upon freedom, Jews, justice, Poland, and general minorities. Mecha-Hitler became to powerful and escaped the Russian military base. He cooperarted with the Japanese after agreeing to give them control of America after he wages war in exchange for upgrading his body.
After the upgrades to his arsenal, Mecha-Hitler betrayed the Japanese and fled to Mexico. Luckily the Japanese were smart enough to implant a control chip into his brain. They deactivated his body and currently is in a state of suspended animation somewhere in the Mexican desert. We can only hope that the Mexican people never locate him and restart his programming.
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First i would like to say that gypsygal has no idea what he/she is talking about. Hitler and his WIFE Eva Braun (thats right they got married a day before they commited suicide) committed suicide by both taking poison. Shortly after consumption, Hitler shot himself to escape the pain of the cyanide. Eva Braun never shot herself. They did not have any childeren. I believe you are confused with Josef and Magda Goebbels, who fed cyanide to their six childeren a day after Hitler committed suicide. One child of Magda's from a previous marriage, Harald Quandt, escaped the FuehrerBunker and made it to the united states front lines. He was 26 years old.
You are also wrong in the fact that you think Hitler tried to gain citizenship to Poland. At the outbreak of World War 1, Hitler applied for the German army, thus granting him automatic citizenship to Germany. He never once went to Poland.
And it is spelt Auschwitz, not Aushwitz. Auschwitz-Birkenau, commanded from 1941-45 by Rudolf Hoess and Otto Moll, allegedly has the highest murder rate of all the concentration camps. I will not argue with this.
The fact that you say Germany never attacked Russia makes my skin crawl with rage. My great granparents lived in Stalingrad, and i have a large part of my family from Leningrad. You do some research, and come back and tell me whether or not Germany attacked Russia. Germany ruthelessly sieged Leningrad for months. Residents of the city were forced into eating rats and other disease-ridden creatures, as well as insects. Stalingrad, the second largest city in Russia at the time, was completely obliterated by German military action and German air raids. Small villages? no, no these were the two largest cities in Soviet Russia besides Moscow at that time.
I would like for you to show me the 'records' that prove that Hitler fled to California. Maybe you are confused with Argentina, where most Nazi leaders escaped to such as Eichmann or Mengele. Even so, there is no documentation proving Hitler ever got out of Germany. In fact, the contreversey regarding Hitler's death is completely unfounded. Soviet troops found his skull when they invaded the FuehrerBunker in Berlin, and it was paired up with dental records to prove it was the skull of Hitler.
The fact that at the end of your definition you wrote 'But please dont post s--t if you dont know what youre talking bout' makes me highly consider that you wrote that entire article as a joke. It would make sense, for all that article did was showcase your complete ineptness on history.
Good Day.
Please, Gypsy Gal, do not post anymore ever. Adolf Hitler deserves a proper article, not your unfounded jibberish.
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Pubic hair shaved in the shape of Der Fuhrer's moustache.
"Spread your legs and let my penis invade the Poland of your Hitler moustache!"
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A famous German painter who killed Adolf Hitler.
Dude 1: "Bro did you know who killed Adolf Hitler ?"
Dude 2: "Of course bro it was Adolf Hitler"
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A mysterious masked vigilante who has a toothbrush mustache very similar to the one Adolph Hitler had in WWII.
Usually seen wearing an entirely red costume with a black bullet-proof vest, although he has been seen wearing a black costume with a red bullet-proof vest, he also carries various weapons with him. He goes from city to city removing any form of crime and then leaving the area. He is in no way related to Adolph Hitler in any way he is known as Super Hitler simply because of his mustache. He goes by many other names some of the most common are: Grammar Nazi, Nazi Man, The Swastika, Speed Racist, The Apology and The Stache. He is actually kind not racist.
What's that in the sky. It's a bird, it's a German aircraft, no! it's SUPER HITLER!!!!
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An anomaly among dicks. A dick which resides rent-free in the minds of every Jewish man, woman, and animal. A dick so good that even though it's only truly fucked 250,000 bitches, those who are deprived of its majesty will say you fucked them too, even if it's a preposterous number like, say, 6 million bitches. Typically, a Hitler Dick will also have a matching pubic hair pattern.
Moishe: "Hey Abby, did you hear about the goyim with the Hitler Dick?"
Abby: "Yes Mr. Shekelstein, he fucked me and all 6 million of my friends last night!"
Moishe: "Oy vey!"
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