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When once is rolling with a soft pencil, they have a limp penis in a clutch situation and often suffer from erectile dysfunction or an orgasm that lasts a maximum of three seconds.
Did you hear what Jane said? She told me Jimmy's rolling with a soft pencil.
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"Literally paige was being such a #2 pencil, its like seeiously stop taking pictures of your startbucks."
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Epic Kahoot! name and remember if you loose Kahoot! play kashoot you also get head
Jack “ oi jen I has pencil”
Jen (gives jack hed).
Lucky jack
A man with a small penis and large ego that treats others as less than.
"That fucker Smith sure is a pencil dick prick"
wrap your dick in tin foil and go into intercourse with a woman while moaning "i need to finish the essay!" after ejaculation you say "i ran out of led, i need a refill"
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An expression of irony often used to confuse people. The user isn't supposed to say what it means to others who ask.
*something ironic and hilarious happens*
Person 1 "Uzbekistan pencil sharpener!"
Person 2 "What does that mean?"
Person 1 "Well anyways, (continues the previous conversation)."
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a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence
see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."
Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
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