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During sex the most patriotic man will super glue a flag to his penis and wave it as the others suck him off. This is a way to show true Canadian heritage.
In premarital sex between men of mixed races usually between 6 and 10 men there will be a man to pull the Canadian flag shaft.
An Acute "everyailment" of your "everyparts" that you just have to let everybody know about.
Oh dear .. avoid talking to him today he's been diagnosed with "Wienerson's Shaft Syndrome" and he just wants to tell everyone about it
Idiom, literally meaning: one the receiving end of someone's penis (in slang shaft) rather than the person who possesses the penis (again shaft). In usage this means someone getting fucked figuratively rather than doing the figurative fucking (in which fucking is the preferred position).
Often used in relation to a business transaction which is one-sided.
While uncommon this idiom can be used in a literal sense and would generally refer to not only the act of being on the receiving side but also of a penetrative act that is disliked or not enjoyable (e.g. anal sex, double penetration..)
Figurative:
"I sold my truck for $2K to some idiot."
"Oh man, that shitbox? He was definitely on the wrong end of the shaft on that one."
Literal:
"James and I DP'd this chick last night.. man, was she on the wrong end of the shaft."
To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.
Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?
When she rubs it back and forth so hard it turns red and the skin starts peeling.
“She gave me an Indian shaft burn last week, and I still can’t walk straight!”
When you have reached an impasse and there is no way out but to live with the consequences and move on.
Dude, its semen-stuck-in-the-shaft. You just gotta let it go.
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Where two, preferable homosexual and of Hebrew origin, men precede in making contact with each end of his genitalia. After this is achieved you need to quickly ejaculate at the same time, thus resulting in a slight explosion of the shaft(Don't be alarmed for this is natural).
Hey, Wazowski, let's go in the bathroom and preform another Hebrew Shaft Pop. The pain is so good. You know just what i lise
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