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A way of saying "no one cares".
"Hey Mom!" screamed Donny. "I just became President!"
"Cool story," said his mom, not looking up from her phone.
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A story that is about sex most adults have one.
Jack was a college student at the time. He had a dorm partner that was female and her name was Katie and she was hot. Perfect breast a nice ass and brown hair. One day after coming back from shopping he hears muffled screaming coming from Katie's room. He goes in and sees Katie maturbating. He decides to help. He takes of his shirt then his pants. Katie then notices him and tell him to join. He take of his boxers and reveals a 8 inch cock. Katie take off her bra and spreads her legs. He inserts his dick and she screams. He moves in and out. Until the both cum. Katie kneels down and gives Jake a blowjob of a lifetime. His cum explodes in her throat. Next they go doggy style both cumming twice. Jake layes down and Katie hops and his penis.
She bounces up and down. Cum running all over their thighs. They do 69 last then fall asleep. Next week they are dating.
That was my sex story.
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it was a cold winter evening, my friend’s car broke down so i picked him up. man i was so horny that day i couldn’t resist. i was driving to pick him up. i always wondered if my friend gary liked me in a way. but anyway once i picked him up my dick got rock solid, gary saw how big it got once he got in the car. he started massaging my rock solid dick and i couldn’t resist moaning. i put down the seats and leaned close to him we were french kissing for a solid minute. slowly i striped of his clothes and so did he. he tied me to the seat with his belt and we started fucking hard we were doing cowgirl position, man was he shaking that car. he flipped me on my stomach and put his fingers in my butthole. slowly he started stretching it and inserted his rock solid gigantic 10 inch dick in my butthole. once he was done he put his tounge in my butthole and started licking it. now it was my turn, i sat on his face and he gave me a blowjob i started cumming in his mouth and he started violently shaking. i heard the car door open, i forgot to lock the car. it was the ranger he saw us in our exact position and told us we had to leave after that he gave us a ticket. me and gary went to my house and we continued on the living room floor.
this is gay btw also i’m not gay
sex story
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this sex story will make you horny just read it you'll see
It was a dark night when there was a knock at my door. I was surprised to see a boyish looking girl. She asked to come in all I could say was sure. She sat on my couch and unzipped her jacket and I saw the side of her huge breast. I tried not to be obvious that I was looking but it was hard to look away. I knew she was doing it on purpose when she went to the bathroom with a seductive look and closed the door. I watched through the keyhole as she undressed and sat with her legs open to finger her pulsing wet pussy. I was so hard I could NOT hold it in I sat on the couch with my giant hard cock out rubbing it. The girl came out of the bathroom and saw what I was doing. She striped down and jumped on riding me so good my cock began to pulse and so did her tight wet pussy. She fucked me so slow it was like she was leading me on then I could not take it I humped as deep and hard as I could she couldn't make any sound as I fucked her. I was just about to cum when she pulled me out and took my cock and pushed it deep in her mouth. She sucked and sucked then when I cam licked all my cum up. two years later I'm his wife this is all his perspective.
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lol this is a horny story (sorry its bad)
Eric was sitting in his apartment as a 22 male watching Netflix while his girl friend Sara was leaning on him.
He looked down at her and she stare back, she knew what he wanted.
They started kissing passionately while standing up, Sara stripped his shirt off and caressed his six pack while then going right for the bulge in his pants. She pulled his massive 10 inch cock out and stated rubbing the tip. Eric moaned in pleasure as Sara moved down his shaft. Then she started sucking and Eric reached his point as he cummed in her mouth. Then Sara sat down on his dick as she exploded in pleasure as she rammed her g spot as he cummed all in her pussy.
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The history of the story. How the story became news. The rest of the story.
I've heard this used on CNN a couple of times. "Back story" is used when talking about a breaking news story, when the rest of the story isn't clear. "What is the back-story on the train crash?" Meaning how many were on the train. When did it leave, and how fast was it going?
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A story made by ill-mannered people like me, for an audience to read
Baylee went to Justin’s house for some ‘fun’ one Sunday evening. She came over at around 10:00 in the afternoon. He asked, “When can we start, love?” She replied, “Whenever you’d like to, darling.” He suggests they watch porn to get them started, and she agrees. They began to feel very horny. Justin starts undressing himself. Baylee takes off her white blouse, he helps her undress her bottom half. Baylee gets on her knees and pulls down his boxers. His 9” cock stood erect, ready for the sex of a lifetime. She begins a handjob, rubbing her hand up and down his shaft. 3 minutes later, she starts sucking on his dick. He moans softly, and he gently grabs her head and pushes it further on his cock. She ends up deep-throating it, making her gag once or twice. As she finishes the blowjob; Justin tells her to get on the bed. She gets on the bed. He opens her legs wide. He inserts a finger into her pussy. She moans in great pleasure from the penetration. She than says, “I can’t take it anymore, I need you inside of me Justin.” He gets up without saying anything, and penetrates her pussy. She held her breath from the felling of his shaft entering and partially exiting her pussy. She moans loudly the harder he thrusts. He screamed, “I’m gonna cum!!” He came into her, letting out a sigh of satisfaction. He thrusts again, this time to hit her G-spot. She screamed as he hit her G-spot again and again. They then went to sleep, and began the cycle again the next day.
Now THAT is a sex story
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