she got them cakes

meaning she got two fat ass cheeks rubbing up on each other in them yoga pants and it makes my dickkkk throbbbb

rakeem: she got them cakes my nigga ..... tyrone: i gotta go beefstrokeitoff sonson ill be back from the bathroom in 5mins

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got them hands

Specifically referring to a BLACK person that can fight.

This is colloquial speech and can only be correctly applied when describing BLACK or sometimes in rare occasions HISPANIC people. Asians and Whites can under no circumstances be described as "got them hands".

While an Asian or White may single handedly knock 3 or more mexicans unconscious, he or she CAN NOT be referred to as "having them hands", only as a real ass nigga (it is always OK to refer to a white boy that knocks out 3 or more mexicans as a real ass nigga, ALWAYS, in fact fighting 3 mexicans at the same time is one of the few routes to caucasion real nigganess! 1 of 3 mexicans must be a real nigga and the white must scream out "EAT NIGGA EAT NIGGA DONT RUN OLE BITCH ASS NIGGA" while in the mix with the REALEST of the 3 mexicans to apply)

Finally this word is intended to be used in reference to the age demographic 13 - 24. When referring to a black that is Beyond the 13 - 24 demographic and can fight, some commonly accepted terms are "ain't no bitch as nigga", "real ass nigga", "a dog" etc.

Tyson: man if lil keith keeps bragging about a how he fucked peejay's ole lady them south-side niggas gonna jump his ass...

Jamaal: Hell naw boi, lil keith "GOT THEM HANDS"! I seen him knock out a cop and two bodyguards before. The cops had to call back up and mace that nigga. They hit him wit da taser and even after all of that they still needed John Cena to come thru and hit him with that attitude adjustment before he was finally subdued.

Tyson: yeah I guess your right... That nigga lil keith is a real ass nigga!

Jamaal: You a whole bitch, now you wan jump on lil keith dick, coward ass, I'll bat the piss out u

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I gave them a jacket

When you do something nice for someone and then tell everyone about it.

“I saw a guy down on his luck, so I gave them a jacket.”

knock them ankles loose

City term used to express the action of sexual intercourse between two people. Referring to how loose ankles get when getting hit from the back.

Cheddar Billy: Hey shorty you tryna let me knock them ankles loose and blow your back out? I'm in apt 112.
Shaquaylayaway: nah Billy you a bum and my homegirl told me u got limp shrimp dick. So, no thank you.
Cheddar Billy: dang nabit maybe next time.

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Let them eat cake

A quote that has long been attributed to Marie Antoinette, although historians have generally concluded that she never said that.
Rousseau published in his work "Confessions" (1770) a story of a "great princess" who asked why the peasants were so upset; when told that they had no bread, the princess flippantly said "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche". Marie Antoinette was only fourteen at the time, unknown to the world, and was not even in France at the time.

The story of the ignorant, callous princess uttering "Let them eat cake" was around for a century before Marie Antoinette was even born. Contrary to saying such a statement, Marie Antoinette once wrote to her family: "It is quite certain that in seeing the people who treat us so well despite their own misfortune, we are more obliged than ever to work hard for their happiness. The King seems to understand this truth."

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grab them by the pussy

a) (when talking to a non misogynistic person, so therefore no sexual connotation intended): go for the jugular and finish what you have started
b) (when to talking to a misogynistic male): can be used as a synonym for carpe diem/carpe noctem

when using the phrase grab them by the pussy, especially definition b), make sure that the male you are talking to is, indeed, misogyistic, and that they don't know what carpe diem or carpe noctem means in Latin.

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Lighting them Up, Shitting them Out

The act of placing a lighter or other flammable device near ones anus. In the hope for an immense fireball when one farts, and instead soils there pants.

Bob: I heard this was "Lighting them Up, Shitting them out" was fun, you should try it!
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)

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