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Better to be a weightlifter or powerlifter than a bodybuilder. Better to be able to lift heavy weights and have functional strength, instead of prancing around on stage, oiled up, wearing a thong.
Weightlifter 1: Look at that guy. He's so huge and ripped!
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.
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a day were gay men where thongs and give lap dances to buzzfeed feminist
wow im so ready for thong thursday
Girls do this to other girls by pulling the other girls thong
Did you see Lauren pull Talia’s thong so high it ripped, that was hilarious
Let’s go thong pull Lauren after the soccer game
When a girl pulls her thong by the side and it whips off, showing her vagina.
Allie got so drunk last night that she offered to do a thong whip for frank.
adj. Something that is great and beautiful, in your favor, cool, etc.
All the lights were green on my way home! Pure Thong!
An insult to someone who has a ugly/burnt head, typically used in Australia to also describe aboriginals
"Ya got a head like a Burnt Thong"
"Have you seen steve"?
"Yeah mate, his one ugly cunt, got a head like a burnt thong"
Like Netflix + Chill, Hulu + Handjobs, Amazon + Anal, and IMAX + Climax, but including much more weed ( marijuana ). Also, sometimes called 'G-Strang and Baby Bhang'
Random Guy: Have you ever smoked weed?
Random Girl: Ummm, No...
Random Guy: Have you ever worn a thong?
Random Girl: Still, No...
Random Guy: Sounds like someone's in need of some bong and thong!
Random Girl: HELL YEAH!
( what she really said: okayyyyyy then... )