a squirrel bitch is a woman whose only goal in life is to obtain one thing: a nut. nothing more, nothing less. Created by TheShellGod, we must be on the look out for squirrel bitches, or "squirrel hoes".
"She's always on some thot shit bro, she really is a Squirrel bitch."
When you are so dumb the only logical explanation is the fact that your brain is the size of a squirrel.
"Connor just asked where Cancun was located...he is such a squirrel brain"
To gather and settle a dispute between 2 or more parties
I Tell C He Tell Doug They Tell KT
We Proceed 2 Surround Em And Call Him Squirrel Meeting
Pick The Perfect Spot To Make Sure That The Girls See
...T.I
A big hairy bush, most notable when a woman wears a swim suit at the pool or beach.
Kim really needs to shave, that squirrel's nest is so out of control, everybody is looking.
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Having a squirrel for a hand. A rare condition, first discovered in one of Strongbad's emails.
Gregor is a weird name.
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To insert your testicles into a womans vagina and proceed to have sex with her with only your testicles.
I totally gave your mom the squirrel harvest!
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