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A crap so large it resembles a crowning infant. Stitches may be required to reassemble the anal port.
After Thanksgiving I had a toilet baby that was so large, I was in poop labor for 3 hours.
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A person that is used for a semen depository or disposal receptacle in one or every orifice by one or multiple partners.
She is a real cum toilet or Me Mike and Dave used that bitch for a cum toilet
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The act of clogging not only your toilet but toilets within a 5 mile radius.
What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.
man #1: Dude I have to go assassinate the toilet.
man #2: Ill call the plumber.
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A spontaneous "Handjob" service produced by one male to another usually on the mutual grounds that both parties are straight and in need of relief
Hillbilly Job: "Yeah man, I'm telling yah, back in my day we would just get a quick toilet greaser after lunch and call it a day"
Jax: "you right"
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An incredibly nasty shit that splatters all over in the toilet and stays there even after flushing
Also see TOILET TATTOO
Go check out that toilet art Kevin just made!
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the act, or product of moving bowls.
to "bake" toilet cake is to take a dump.
"i'm going to bake some toilet cake."
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person that clogs toilets because they fail to flush as they go
Mikey is a toilet clogger because he fails to flush as he goes
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