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On moving day, when my friend saw all the boxes he had to help he said " that is a sack ton son. "
A team that chokes an 18 point lead
The La Lakers are a La Ke Fen Ton team
When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.
So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.
Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.
Race between guys to see who can bang a ton's worth of girls the fastest. This race encourages hooking up with the not so genetically gifted woman.
Bro, are you competing in the race to a ton? Yeah dude, I've banged 4 chicks and I'm up to 700 lbs.
Literal god. Him. Better than losers named ayddan.
Daniel Tonning is GOD
1. To relax; simmer down, chill.
2. Sex ;)
1. Dude chee-ton everything is gona be okay.
2. Nah dawg, it's too early for chee-ton, I already hit it in the morning.
Oh shit, Alex baby! I weigh as much as a car!
Ton = The wait for Alex’s mom