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The act of tossing a carp back into the water when it gets all squirly so not to harm it by dropping it on the ground or boat.
1. Raul call Frodo and lets go Midget Tossing. 2. I didn't want get slimed by that carp so I tossed his midget ass back into the water. 3. That midget looked cute until I tried to pick it up so I tossed I just tossed it.
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During a hook up, one partner will perform this move with the purpose of changing positions, i.e., from the top to the bottom, or vise versa.
He hip-tossed me a little too enthusiastically and I hit my head on the wall, but it was cool because then I got to be on top.
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Two transgender people having sex
"Hey bro, were you tossing the blahaj last night? "
"Of course I was"
"That's fucking gay."
"it's not gay when it's a girl fucking you in the ass"
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The act of putting whipped cream on ones finger and inserts into some ones vagina.
Jason: I'm so mad at Jeff and Andrew!
Clyde: Why what happened?
Jason: They fuckin cream-tossed my mom!
Clyde: How did they cream toss your mom?
Jason: With their fingers?
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To dismiss any and all feelings for an (ex) guy/girl, who has caused nothing but burning pain and heartache. Similar to the sensation of eating too much salsa.
Guy 1: "Dude...i just can't stop thinking about her."
Guy 2: "She was a bitch man...just toss the salsa."
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Taken from the movie Hancock when the CGI whale is tossed out into the ocean. Meaning that the CGI was so terrible that the Whale was Tossed.
Lord of the Rings "tossed the whale" during the cave troll scene. It just looked so fake.
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A sexual act often commited by dogs, rodents and celebrities as an inexpensive form of colon cleansing.
Hardtime Suzy: You better hurry up and finish, Paris!
Miss Hilton: Gosh, tossing the salad is hard work... *slurp*
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