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twat broom

The mustache of a cunnilingus aficionado. Generally bushy, and smelling slightly of poon juice, thereby offering a lingering olfactory reward to the twat broom's owner.

Dude, how can you rock that twat broom, when it totally interferes with your consumption of the david lee roth?

The twat broom requires some sacrifices, but also offers certain rewards that defy description in polite society.

You mean like how your face always smells like a pussy?

Exactly!

by LΓ’rry DΓ’ngΓΌs, esq. May 13, 2010

719πŸ‘ 110πŸ‘Ž


Twat Tight

When 2 or more females start hanging out too much and begin cycling together. Therefore, wrecking everyones lives around them.

Dude your girlfriend is being a bitch lately. Shes becoming twat tight with that whore we know.

by JamesBong aka Agent 00420 September 1, 2010

30πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Twat Chops

Forceful hand attacks toward a woman's twat to force her into submission when being disobedient.

My twat chops work wonders when my wife violates the house rules. "laura was being a drater so I twat chopped that hoe"

by ladrater October 16, 2010

45πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


tuna twat

1. a vagina that smells like tuna or fish
2. a smelly cunt

"tara has the worse case of tuna twat"

by Criz April 9, 2004

45πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Twat Earl

Someone who has gained almost Royal Status in the extent of their idiotic actions. A leader amongst Twats.

Nightclub doorman: "You're not entering this club with a stripy shirt!"

Person 1: "You Sir are a Twat earl!

by Orlando Prestidge and Matt Lund January 23, 2008

37πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Corporate twat

An expletive or profanity used when referring to or addressing those within the realms of a blue chip corporation, business or PLC. In fact anyone who is business oriented to the extremes of management strategies and business luncheons or lower management with an ego far beyond their authoritative perimeter. They are usually found lingering around motorway service stations or adjusting their cheap suits in outdated 80's office block mirrored windows.
Every office usually has a collection that seem to hang around together.

"you/they are all corporate twats"
"I can't stand their corporate twattery"
"I'm never taking a corporate twatting - I'll walk first"
"My boss is a corporate twat"
"He/she/those belong amongst corporate twats"

by jez price February 13, 2007


Twat Tango

When a man goes down on a woman using his tongue, he dances back and forth back and forth between between the clit and pussy, exciting her to the point she is unable to control herself and cums time after time. The giver often will alternate between sucking on the clit and pussy lips and inserting his tongue into the cunt many times adding a finger or two. and "triple tonging" the clit. Once a experienced Twat Tangoer has started it is almost impossable for the woman to ask him to stop. It often ends up with the woman having a female ejaculation, squirting the guy in the mouth and face. A form of foreplay that almost for sure ends up in intercourse.

A gal knows what it does to her to be eaten, but the TT takes it to the next level fiving her additional thrills and pleasure.

WOW, she said just a few good licks, but I gave her a Twat Tango, and we fucked all night.

by Passionate Pete March 15, 2010