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metaphoric phrase that describes what one experiences when urinating after having consumed a significant amount of asparagus.
Dani - "Have you ever noticed that your pee smells funny after eating asparagus? It's like being punched in the face by urine!"
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A bill passed by congress in late 2010, granting americans the freedom to Urinate in public places outdoors, where previously this would be considered indecent exposure.
I know my rights Officer! the Freedom of Urination Act, as it states, gives me the right to urinate on the side of this courthouse, and any other place I please to do so
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Masturbation at a public urinal.
I ran out of bills at the strip club, so I was down to icing the urinal cake in their bathroom.
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Accidently having an anal evacuation in a urinal, then either picking up the poop and hiding it, or leaving the area and pretending that nothing ever happened...
Luigi: " Jim pulled a Urinal Poop Swoop the other day, at the office, and left a big dukey in one of the urinals!"
Peter: " Yeh, Tom did that the other day, only he hided the poop...When my boss found Toms poop in his desk, he sacked him!"
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The annoying extra little bit of urine men can never seem to get out of their penis after peeing no matter how many times they shake, until they place their penis back in their pants.
No, I didn't drip water from washing my hands, that is just post-urinal drip
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World Urinal Day is celebrated on the 8th of March (the same as International Woman's Day) in direct retaliation of "World Toilet Day" being held on the 19th of November (the same as International Mens Day).
Dude - are you celebrating International Woman's Day today. Nah mate, it's World Urinal Day.
The act of taking a shit in a urinal.
Chuck is in there frosting the urinal cake to troll the bourgeois hotel guests.