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does not need to sleep at all. immune to garlic. weaknesses include : breasts, humid weather, and jazz
"a super vampire can kill a man with his bare hands, but when he touches boobs his heart explodes."
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A lesbian women who enjoys eating out another women particularly when they are on their period.
Susie: Are you menstruating?
Veronica: Hellz yes I am, would you like to eat me out?
Susie: Fuck ya! I am a Lesbian Vampire!
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A person with an abnormally cold touch that drains the heat from whatever they touch.
I am a Heat Vampire. I am not allowed to hold anyone's coffee for them because I drain the heat from them, and my hands are still cold after.
Eating out a girl when she is on her period.
"I vant your blood! Can I eat you...out? I want to be your hungry vampire"
the foolish act of laying out at night. Can lead to maximum whiteness.
Sally decided to go vampire tanning at 11 PM last night. She laid on a blanket in the driveway and asked me to get her a pillow.
The strange metal containers on the walls in women’s bathroom stalls.
Careful around that vampire box Doug, that red dye will stain your white sox shirt. Period.
The phase after you lose your virginity and all you want is the D.
My puss just got penetrated and now i'm livin that cock vampire life.
Ever since I lost my virginity im so thirsty for some penis. You can call me a cock vampire.