Someone you see in a public place and you have a major attraction to them. Could see a future with them but you chicken out.
Friend 1: Yo I just had a Walmart crush
Friend 2: What the heck is a Walmart crush? Are you high?
Obtaining an erection while in Walmart
I saw this hot chick and got a Walmart boner!
A kid that sung a song inside Walmart and became viral
He yodels like the Walmart kid
Someone who thinks she is the main bitch when actually she looks like the Walmart check out lady
The girl over there buying that lace bra is a Walmart Hoe, she thinks she's hot shit but the frozen chicken at Walmart is hotter
When someone walks around barefoot so much that their feet get black and dirty.
Her feet are so dirty after walking barefoot out in public, she has Walmart feet.
boob that’s below average. anything will do
“bro, i’m so down bad, some walmart boob would do the trick right now”
Definition of Walmart cowboy is ethan bangs.
Hey look it’s a Walmart cowboy!