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The answer to a question which is pretty much obvious
Tina: Why’d you take that bandage off your head?! That shit is bleeding!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!
How is your child?
Yo fam heard your bitch pushed that thing out? What that baby do?
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When you don’t know what should be done in a certain situation, just think about the bear and consider the action it would take.
Derek: man I need to break up with Jessica but i don’t know if it’s the right move
Jason: just think man, what would the bear do?
a common phrase between incompetent math teachers that know nothing about math
whats im gonna do is add 1+1 which equal 298
a common phrase used by incompetent middle aged math teachers
whats im gonna do is oben cobybook
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat, Im talking ketchup, My nigga mustard on the beat, You gotta put a lot of lettuce please, Because I like to have a lot of green. I remember eating outside with my whole team, Now a nigga gotta stay home cause of quarentine, I want 2 McChickens and fries cause I'm hungry, You look broke! Like my fries you looking salty, Get me McFlurries, make the Oreos Drip Drip, Straight up out McDonald's with no Tip Tip, And i want a pint of lean I'ma Sip Sip, You gotta buy them baked cookies that Chocolaty Chip, And i want 50 Apple pies i didn't forget that. If you fuck up then I'll punch you I didn't forget that, And if the machine is broken then you gonna get slapped. You not my homie now if you do not come back. YOU GOTTA HURRY NOW! I know you heard that, Young nigga stomach grumbling cause I wanna Big Mac. Why you still looking at me with that ugly ass hat? You gotta go now so you better run fast.
Person 1: Ay yo! What do you wanna eat?
Person 2: https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTZDCVV-BmA&ab_channel=Chairo