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A Wink Wank is when you finish masturbating in the blink of an eye
I was so busy today I only had time for a wink wank.
What a "chain of command" is only as strong as. In other words, if a bunch of insincere people are "shedding crocodile tears" --- i.e., if they are pretending to be all weepy-eyed but are actually "winking behind their watering" because they're merely trying to manipulate those in authority --- the resolve of said commanding personnel is only as strong as whoever is shedding the most tears of the "leaky-waterworks" group, and thus is presenting the most-convincingly unhappy status that would also have the most persuasive effect on whoever is in charge of the situation.
A jury would do well to only listen to and consider what is actually being said by those giving testimony, not the eye-streamingly distressed manner in which said testimony is presented --- remember, the resolve of humanity is only as strong as its leakest wink!
When something gives you so much fear that it makes your bum wink, also known as 'the closing effect'.
Holy shit-flaps Alessia! We almost got hit by that lorry! I was so scared, it made my bum wink!
When you buy a cheap box of wine and get your significant other prepared for something they're not readily up to.
I gave my woman the winking owel. Before you know it we were doing the Kentucky Klondike Bar! And that's how I had to do the waffel stomp.
a more intense form of the goat where while performing the goat the goater also spreads his butt checks. often times used as a beerpong distraction
Man, that winking pirate was rough.
The act of flashing a singular titty at another person or persons
Friend 1- “Bro, she totally flashed me”
Friend 2- “With both tits??
Friend 1- “Nah, it was a titty wink”