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person one: who’s the sexiest man to ever exist??
person two: ethan winters.
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When the air conditioning system is turned up in the summer creating an indoor environment cool enough for women to bitch about how cold it is.
Ashley in accounting has three sweaters at her desk. It's July! I guess it's women's winter.
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A phrase used to warn your partner or significant other that you are about to orgasm.
Brace yourself babe, winter is coming.
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Your boyfriend from Thanksgiving to Valentine's Day. He's there to ensure that you have someone to bring to parties and someone to exchange gifts with.
I met this guy in October. I think he'll make the perfect Winter Boyfriend since he doesn't have long-term potential, but he works for a jewelry company so I'll get excellent gifts for Christmas and Valentine's Day.
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A bullshit scenario concocted during the Cold War to scare the US into giving in to the Soviets.
It goes like this: the fires produced by the nuclear bombing of targets would inject large amounts of smoke into the atmosphere. The smoke would coalesce into a layer that would block sunlight from reaching Earth's surface. A massive drop in temperatures would result. Here's where the scare tactics kick in: the lack of sunlight would deprive plants of vital energy, causing an extinction event.
This sob story was busted in a 1986 paper called "Nuclear Winter Reappraised." However, the paper was ignored, and fear of nuclear winter continues to subsist.
The people who came up with "nuclear winter" were not objective scientists but partisan agitators. Their goal was to see the U.S. back down from the Cold War. The most prominent scientist, Carl Sagan, was an enthusiastic proponent of nuclear disarmenent.
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The most amazing person ever born.
God I wish I was Rachel Winter... Then I would be so cool.
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Just every single winter sport. Like snowboarding, skiing, ice skating, hockey... the list can go on forever. there's a separate olympics for these things!
Person: What do you think of winter sports?
Person: Which one?
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