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When you own a 1995 yamaha timberwolf and you get crazy on it in the snow!
yo johnny just got buck around that corner on the twolf! so now he is T Wolfing
A boy who only dates older women and courts them ferociously.
He's dating a woman 5 years older than him. He's such a baby wolf.
To finger a woman with a hairy vagina.
Joe: Hey I totally poked the wolf last night!
Sam: No way! Who?
Joe: Sarah
Sam: Wow! Doesn't she shave?
Joe: It was No-Shave November.
When you get drunk and throw up into someone's mouth then have them throw that back up into your asshole, then have then either shove their dick up your ass or tongue punch your fart box, all while both parties are wearing wolf fursuits.
1. I'm gonna Booze Wolf the fuck outta you.
Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.
David Wolfe is a fucking tool.
Sitings of the Wolf Moon are typically in mid-January to late May, when human females give up on follicle hygiene.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.
On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
Did you see your mom's wolf moon? Dayum!
mother to all, friend to the cute, defender of evil, witch bitch.
Was that Nami Wolfe walking down the street blasting Stevie Nicks?
No you idiot, that was Stevie Nicks.