A boy who only dates older women and courts them ferociously.
He's dating a woman 5 years older than him. He's such a baby wolf.
To finger a woman with a hairy vagina.
Joe: Hey I totally poked the wolf last night!
Sam: No way! Who?
Joe: Sarah
Sam: Wow! Doesn't she shave?
Joe: It was No-Shave November.
Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.
David Wolfe is a fucking tool.
When you get drunk and throw up into someone's mouth then have them throw that back up into your asshole, then have then either shove their dick up your ass or tongue punch your fart box, all while both parties are wearing wolf fursuits.
1. I'm gonna Booze Wolf the fuck outta you.
When you stand in a surfing position on top a speeding vehicle, usually while listening to loud music.
"we should go teen wolfing, i'll drive"
MTV's series Teen wolf, is about supernatural creatures (mostly werewolves)
it has 6 seasons and one movie (which hasn't come out yet)
the main character is Scott McCall (played by Tayler Posey) who gets bitten by a werewolf and gets thrown in the middle of the supernatural mess.
he has to fight other werewolves, hunters and other supernatural creatures. but luckily he doesn't have to do it alone, he has his pack which includes(currently): Mieczyslaw (stiles) Stilinski (played by Dylan O'Brien) Liam Dunbar (played by Dylan Sprayberry) Malia Tate/Hale (played by Shelly Henning) Lydia Martin (played by Holland Roden) Derek Hale (played by Tyler Hoechlin) Meson Hewitt (played by Khylin Rhambo) Corey Bryant (played by Michael Johnston) Alec (played by Benjamin Wadsworth)
together they fight for what's right while trying not to kill anyone
season 6 final in 2017, movie set to come out in 2022
person 1: did you watch the last season of Teen wolf?
person 2: no, not yet, but i'm close to finishing season 5
Excess hair which gros on the back portion of the neck if a haircut is not completed timely.