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I'm done; I'm over it; I'm dead
"A 3 hour wait for Hagrid's Motorbike Adventure? Absolutely not. Wrap me in plastic."
Any type of paper used to stop the bleeding of a penis. Can be used for any situation where the penis bleeds, such a cut from a razor, a freak donkey-wagon accident, etc.
Man: Damn bitch, your asshole is so dry, you make my fucking dick bleed because of the friction you hoe!
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.
A fat ass blunt briskly Submerged in Patrone tainted with a dalop of the finest sweddish sour cream.
Yo kiyo that blunt wrap supreme you made me was m0 fuckin tzite, nigga.
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Take you to the bedroom to finish our sexual business
After the movie and dinner I want to wrap you up.
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extremely delicious food item usually sold in cafeterias and markets
made out of grilled chicken, lettuce, caesar dressing, and/or tomatoes
Friend 1: What are you gettin'?
Friend 2: A chicken caesar wrap.
Friend 1: Dude, that stuff is the shit!
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When a man cooks ramen noodles, then cools them down with cold water. Then he wraps the cold noodles around a woman's breasts and proceeds to boob fuck her.
Optional: Eat the jizz flavored ramen
Person1: "Hey you want some breakfast?"
Person 2:"Nah, I'm still full from that Tokyo gift wrap from last night"
Person3" ".....WHERE THE EFF IS ALL MY RAMEN!!"
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A sexual act in which a girl is rampantly defecated on post-intercourse, and then wrapped in cellophane as to preserve the scene.
Dude, I can't believe you Chicago Hot Wrapped that girl last night! What? You still have her in your room? Aweomse.
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