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also known as "h2gkmo". it was something ariana grande tweeted and her fans started saying it a lot
Alexa: "Look at this picture of Chris Hemsworth"
Me: honest to god knock me out
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1. Another term for paying a prostitute
2. An abnoxious person
3. A title of book by Judy Blume
1. "Dude! I forgot my wallet at home and I can't Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. Can you lend me some cash?"
2. "Lesley is such an Are you there God? It's me, Margaret."
3. "'Are you there God? It's me, Margaret' is one of the worst books I've ever read."
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Goshiki Obsessive Disorder (GOD) means that you would have a habit of heavily giving all your unconditional love to him. Signs of the disorder include; talking about him endlessly, simping over him (etc)
1. Date Tech has recently found out that their setter had Goshiki Obsessive Disorder (GOD), when they stumbled across pictures of Goshiki Tsutomu on their setter’s phone.
2. Author found out she had (GOD) after buying 50 body pillows of Goshiki Tsutomu.
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Going to a movie and the line is being held up by a lady writing a check.
My friend yells writing a god damn check.
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To not pullout during sex. Including when she’s on the pill.
“Last night I was with my girlfriend and things got wild and I was putting my faith in god because she’s on the pill and now I’m nervous.”
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When some one eats to much taco bell and kfc and has diarrhea so bad that he shits so hard there asshole is as wide as there head
how was your day
not to bad, but i had steel shards from god
Ewww
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