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don’t give me that shit bro you drink satan’s piss instead of water
SKÖL Bro 1: How was your date with Attention Peice?
SKÖL Bro 2: she let me Pop’er in the Piss Pan with my Piss Pen.
"Hi, I'm very sorry but I will not be able to make it in today as I have had a an upset stomach"
Boss; "Daymn son, what did you eat?"
"Marmite Scrolls from Papa's Piss!"
What comes out of a mustard bottle when you forget to shake it first
I got mustard piss on my hotdog because I forgot to shake the bottle first.
When you're so angry at bricks that you piss on them. It can also be when you just really gotta pee
I'm so mad I'm gonna piss on a brick
the feeling a mom gets which is so utterly indescribable that the only word that sums up how incredibly ticked she is at her children is summed up by...ubber pissed!!!!!!
Josh: Hey Jason, what's wrong with mom?
Jason: I don't know man - must be she is ubber pissed at something we didn't tell her again!