a very successful method of rizzing. it has 3 simple steps. mirror. deny. gaslight. created by none other than THE caroline ford
I ford effected that bitch.
The Kuda Effect is a scientific phenomenon that is defined by something turning Russian out of nowhere, with little to no warning. When the Kuda Effect happens, you will not know that it is in progress. The Kuda Effect can happen to anything from a TikTok For You Page, to a government document.
"The Kuda Effect hit my grandma hard, she now demands me to call her Babushka."
The Ranee effect is when everyone you truly liked as always liked you back and all your ex’s / ex talking stages always spin back for more
Crush: Hey I like you
Ranee: Yea ik everyone does
Ex: I miss you
Ranee: everyone always does
Ranee Effect - They always come back
The "Will Effect" activates whenever Will recommends a game to anybody. It could be a very entertaining game, maybe even the best. However, the second that Will asks somebody to play it with him or recommends that somebody play it, every single person within earshot will lose all inspiration to play said game.
"Hey, I'd be down to play some TABG right now!" - Justin
*Will Joins the Call* "Hey do you guys want to play TABG?" - Will (The "Will Effect" activates)
"I no longer wish to partake of the TABG." - Justin
A thing which happens when a person goes insane from other people.
"I just.. went through a Desmond Effect, that's all."
the feeling of being sick or feeling of catching something "dirty" just by being in the same vicinity as them...
"Hey, check out that prostitute! I think she just gave me Hepatitis by "The "Mallows Effect""
The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.
"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"