The FTA scale measures the appearance of females by rating their face, tits, and ass. Each category is represented by 10 points. 1 being the lowest score, and 10 being the highest. This scale is most commonly used when judging a hot girl. This is mainly an opinion based scale. This scale has been in use since 2011.
Me: Dude you ever heard of (girl)?
Friend: No, what about her
Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22.
Friend: What do you mean a 22?
Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale?
Friend: No?
Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30.
Friend: Oh, alright keep going.
Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8.
Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good.
Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested.
Friend: That's unfortunate.
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notational squish tits day is on august 26. so go squish those tits
today is national squish tits day
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National grab tit day , may 7 ๐ Yallah girls and boys grab em big titties
โIma be grabbing those tits all day โ National grab tit day
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breasts that are unusually saggy, and resemble fruit roll us.
"hey man deanna's got some fruit roll up tits goin on!"
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A woman that has masculine features. Acronym MFTS
Sarah Jessica Parker (SJP)is a man faced tit stand also Fatima Whitbred
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when getting so hot that you wanna spread her but cheeks stick your dick between them and fuck them like they're tits.
in any case "her" in "tit fuck her ass" can be changed to it your his etc.
"That party was so insane, I think I shouldn't of tit fuck her ass." "Who?" "My girl, and seven other chicks" "You got issues." "Stop saying that or tit fuck your ass!" "Weirdo."
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For females, a slightly more polite way to say "Fuck off you prick," especially annoying pricks of the opposite sex. It's important to emphasise the LEFT tit meaning that person is not adequate enough for the RIGHT tit.
When asked by your male boss a ridiculous request, the response is: "You can tell him to bite my left tit"
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