A terrible experience. It’s hell but 5x worse. I’d rather kms then spend another day. If you went here I hope your recovering well. #justchooseuniteddream
“Hey did you hear royal elite all stars lost at comp?”
“Yeah what else is new”
25.806975801...
"Hey ma, do you know what the root of all evil is?" "Yeah, its 25.806975801..."
When your man/woman didn’t reply to your messages for a while and you start digging for clues about why on social media or old text messages.
A: He hasn’t text me back in 3 days. I’ve read through all our past messages and I can’t find any clues...
B: Chill! Stop going all Scotland Yardy on him!
All Cummer's Eve is the day before December 1st. The final day of No Nut November.
Person 1: Hey, aren't you glad that No Nut November is almost over?
Person 2: Yeah, it is All Cummer's Eve.
Describes a person that uses suggestive language and gestures to look cool and fit in, but is actually prudish and doesn't follow through.
Megan said she was going to do it, but she's all hawk and no tuah.
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Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.
I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me
Used to refer to something that sucks to the point where it doesn't just suck balls, it sucks all the balls.
Person 1: C2 stole my granola bar!
Person 854302L: That must suck all the balls